Free quotes about love software for linux

Irssi Quotes System is a script for the Irssi IRC client that provides commands for showing specific or random quotes, searching for quotes using SQL-style wild cards, and adding and deleting quotes.
Commands:
!quote [id] - Shows the quote with that id, or a random quote if none is used.
!search - Searches for *string* - SQL-style wildcards.
!whoset - Shows the author of the quote under that id.
!addquote - Adds a quote in the database.
!db - Prints number of non-deleted quotes in the database.
/delquote - Deletes a quote (actually it just marks the quote as deleted, nobody will be able to see it unless you restore it)
/restore - Restores a quote.
In order to install the irssi quotes system you have to do the following:
Download http://surferz.info/irssi_quotes.sql
Execute it: mysql -p yourdbname < irssi_quotes.sql
Go to your Irssi scripts directory, normally it is ~/.irssi/scripts/
Download http://surferz.info/irssi_quotes.pl
Open irssi_quotes.pl with your favorite text editor and edit these variables:
$database = (yourdbname);
$username = (dbuser);
$password = (dbpass);
Save irssi_quotes.pl
In your Irssi client type: /script load irssi_quotes.pl
Thats it! If you want the script to be loaded automatically at startup, put irssi_quotes.pl in the ~/.irssi/scripts/autorun/ directory. If the directory doesnt exist, create it.
Enhancements:
- Levels were added for the !addquote command.
- The owner can choose who may add quotes: only opped clients, only opped and voiced clients, or everyone.
- The commands must be written on a #channel, as the script wont listen to query windows anymore.

Top level aggregator that will select a default lineup of site instances default lineup of site instancesof site instancesof site instancesof site instances from which to retrieve quotes.
Other than the default lineup, this module behaves identically to whichever site-specific module is first in the lineup. See below for site-specific modules.
METHODS
The basic user interface consists of several methods, as seen in the example above. Those methods are:
quotes()
Returns a list of rows (or a reference to an array containing those rows, if in scalar context). Each row contains the Symbol, Date, Open, High, Low, Close, and Volume for that date. Optionally, if non-adjusted values were requested, their will be an extra element at the end of the row for the Adjusted closing price.
dividends()
Returns a list of rows (or a reference to an array containing those rows, if in scalar context). Each row contains the Date and amount of the Dividend, in that order.
splits()
Returns a list of rows (or a reference to an array containing those rows, if in scalar context). Each row contains the Date, Post split shares, and Pre split shares, in that order.
source($ticker, $target)
Each of these methods displays which site-specific class actually retrieved the information, if any, for a particular ticker symbol and target such as quote (default), dividend, or split.
Enhancements:
- The internal structure was changed to use date iterators where appropriate.
- The documentation was fixed for MSN.
- Various minor edge cases were fixed.

fortune-mod-southpark project consists of a fortune file with quotes from South Park.
South Park Fortunes is a package containing various quotes from "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" in the UNIX fortune file format.
Examples:
Rub my nipples as I torture this little piggy!
No dude, Id be scared too, youre mom is a fucking bitch.
Dont call my mom a bitch, you fat fuck!
Dont call me fat you buttfucking son of a bitch.
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
NO! Blame Canada!
Enhancements:
- Fixed typos, nothing noteworthy. Released for the sake of the English language
- probably final release

Open Source Quotes DataBase is a Web site which is very similar in style to the bash.org QDB. Open Source Quotes DataBase is designed for people who would like to run their own quote sites.
Enhancements:
- The ability has been added for all admin users to change their own passwords, including mods.
- An error on some systems that stopped you from changing the admin password has been fixed.
- The voting page bug has been fixed.
- This will need a complete rewrite at a later stage.
- The browse function has been rewritten so that there are fewer problems with the page number output.
- The "Hacking Attempt" code has been fixed.

Kuote is an applet for the KDE panel, inspired by Gnomes Wanda the Fish. It displays an animated character (a fish by default), which pops up quotes generated by the fortune(6) program when clicked (and optionally shows them in tooltips, too).
Kuote supports kioslaves for both the animation file and fortune files (fortune directories still work from local filesystems only). This means that you can enter any URL, not only local file names.
Try for example this fortune file available over WWW: http://hektor.umcs.lublin.pl/~mikosmul/computing/inet-fortune
It contains only two quotes, so for testing purposes use it as the only fortune file or assign it a high probability if you want to actually see these fortunes.
Main features:
- support for user-defined animations (file format compatible with Wanda the Fish)
- run fortune or any other program to generate quotes
- fortune can be configured through the GUI
Enhancements:
- added new animation: "See, Hear, Speak" (CC-BY-NC-SA license) - thanks to Mark Riedesel [Klowner]
- added French translation (thanks to Nicolas Ternisien)
- added "Next" button to fortune dialog
- fixed a memory leak associated with dialog boxes

Finance::Quote::Yahoo::Europe is a Perl module that fetch quotes from Yahoo Europe.

SYNOPSIS

use Finance::Quote;
$q = Finance::Quote->new;

%info = $q->fetch("europe","12150.PA"); # Failover to other methods ok.
%info = $q->fetch("yahoo_europe","12150.PA"); # Use this module only.

This module fetches information from Yahoo Europe. Symbols should be provided in the format "SYMBOL.EXCHANGE", where the exchange code is one of the following:

PA - Paris
BC - Barcelona
BE - Berlin
BI - Bilbao
BR - Breme
CO - Copenhagen
D - Dusseldorf
F - Frankfurt
H - Hamburg
HA - Hanover
L - London
MA - Madrid
MC - Madrid (M.C.)
MI - Milan
MU - Munich
O - Oslo
ST - Stockholm
SG - Stuttgart
VA - Valence
VI - Vienna
DE - Xetra (was FX)

This module provides both the "europe" and "yahoo_europe" methods. The "europe" method should be used if failover methods are desirable. The "yahoo_europe" method should be used you desire to only fetch information from Yahoo Europe.
This module is loaded by default by Finance::Quote, but can be loaded explicitly by specifying the parameter "Yahoo::Europe" to Finance::Quote->new().

Information obtained by this module may be covered by Yahoos terms and conditions. See http://finance.uk.yahoo.com/ for more details.

Quotable Homer quotes project consists of Homer Simpson quotes for `fortune`.
In 1999, Fox published a one-a-day calendar of Homer Simpson quotes. On the back of each page was the name of the episode from the quote came, providing us fanatics with some fun trivia.
At some point, I decided that itd be nice to have all of those quotes in a file parsable by `fortune`. So, you get what we have here.
Installing:
Simply place the files `homer and `homer.dat into same the directory as the other fortune files.
Usually, this is (on GNU/Linux) `/usr/share/games/fortunes.
If, for some reason, youd rather not get homer quotes, simply delete the file `homer.dat.
At any later date, you may run `strfile homer` and the .dat file will be recreated. Could it be any easier?
Enhancements:
- this is now released under a license.