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RearSite is a simple collaborative Web site manager. RearSite is an automated Web publishing tool allowing to control who is allowed to access the published documents and also to manage per directories collaboratives tools well adapted to distance learning (forums, chats, shareable calendars, or multimedia quizzes).

An administrator can create users accounts (user name, user passwd, and user home directory), users get logged in and then receive access to their documents.


RearSite is written in PERL (CGI.pm based) and use a FastCGI compliant HTTP server (like APACHE).

Using RearSite is quite simple : after login, the user has access to his home dir and is able to delete, rename, create and edit documents. RearSite is well adapted to install WWW directories previously cooked (using any editors). Its very easy to transfer and install archives (ZIP, tar or tar.gz by now), they are automatically unpacked.

Published documents are public (by default), access restriction may be done using user/password couples, DNS domains or LDAP filters.

The user interface is WWW forms like, so RearSite only needs (on the client side) a Java, JavaScript and frames compliant WWW browser (accepting cookies).

RearSite is now quite secured, the login process (developped in Java) use an MD5 encryption of the user password (combined with a one time key). So, people spying the network cannot use the keys they may have seen. After login, users receive a cookie associated with their computers IP numbers.

RearSite also allows the user to specify who can retrieve his documents by configuring access rights :

documents are public (the default).
documents are restricted to users coming from trusted domains.
documents are restricted to users coming from trusted domains or to HTTP authenticated users.
* documents are restricted to class of users existing in an LDAP directory. This kind of HTTP client authentication needs auth_ldap for Apache (See restricted access by users classes).

Since 1.1, if the administrator wants it, the user is able to use templates to specify per directories access rights. By default (and as an example), the user can easily say that a directory is public, for frenchies only or for frenchies excepted those in the ripoux.fr domain (french joke!).

The user is also able to share his directories with other RearSite users (trusted users). When a directory is shared, a trusted user user is able to delete, rename, add ... files within the directory he received rights for.

The user is also able to recursively process all the file names of all his embeded directories. The functionality provided is to rename all files (lowercase, replace a string within all file names, ...) which simplyfies migration from systems with case-insensitive file names. These functionalities are available by selecting the Special tools button which also give a way to export the current directory within an archive (ZIP or tar.gz).

Since 1.4, a forum can directly be attached to each directories. When a user wants to create a forum, the result is a Forum.html file located within the current directory. This file will give access to the forum. People having access to this file are allowed to post in the forum.

Since 1.6, a chat can directly be attached to each directories. When a user wants to create a chat, the result is a Chat.html file located within the current directory. This file will give access to the chat. People having access to this file are allowed to talk in the chat.

Since 1.9, a shareable calendar can be directly attached to each directories. When a user wants to create a calendar, the result is a Calendar.html file located within the current directory. This file will give access to the calendar. People having access to this file are allowed to read the calendar. Only the owner of a calendar is allowed to update it, but he may allow other users. Accessing his calendar via RearSite allows the owner to update it immediatly. When accessing a calendar via a normal WWW access, the user (owner or not) must be authenticated (via Rearsite configured authentication scheeme) before being allowed to update it.

The chat,forum and calendar functionalities are accessible via the Communications button, they have been designed for distance learning purposes but can easily be used for any groupware needs.

English Proverbs is an extension which provides proverbs and jokes to better learn english.

This extension provides proverbs and jokes to better learn english.Made by Aymeric CARRARO & WALSER Benoit...

This extension provides proverbs and jokes to better learn english.Made by Aymeric CARRARO & WALSER Benoit.

PS : we are now looking for translator, to develop new functionalities.

We need some guys who can translate proverbs in their language... a new database with the most known proverbs is in developpement.If some one want to help the project, visit our forum at http://tekman.myftp.org/anglais/ and contact us via the Translating section in the forum.

miPortal is a free personalized Mobile Information portal that can provide an array of useful information services on your handheld device such as a PDA or mobile Phone.
It offers a wide variety of information services for very diverse needs such as stock quotes to ATM locator, movie listings in the city to city weather, jokes, horoscopes, news update, you name it and you can have it.
You can create your own personalized bouquet of services from the ones available by subscribing to them. Once you create your portal you can access these services to get the information you need .miPortal saves your valuable pennies you would have otherwise spent searching for the same information browsing the internet on your mobile.
Content and service providers (most common example being horizontal portals which provide city specific information, etc) publish the interface for their service using open standards (WSDL) and the miPortal installs the service so that one can subscribe to the service from the client. To avail these services download and install the miPortal client on your mobile .
Enhancements:
- New information services have been added.
- A discussion forum has been added to the Web site.
- A bug reporting link has been added.
- This release has a version-aware midlet; old midlets will not work now.

KnightFight is a Java-based game in which you, the Bronze Knight, must take on the Black Knight in battle. Complete with goofy Pythonesque sound clips, it is intended as a parody of Street Fighter/Mortal Kombat-type games.

KnightFight is a fun game which I made in a period of three days. KnightFight project was intended as a joke, as evident from the goofy sound clips and lousy graphics, but I found it to be fun and addictive, so I released it. I may release a better-designed sequel in the future.

Sophie is a daemon which uses libsavi library from Sophos anti-virus vendor.
On startup, Sophie initializes SAVI (Sophos Anti-Virus Interface), loads virus patterns into memory, opens local UNIX domain socket, and waits for someone to connect and instructs it which path to scan. Since it is loaded in RAM, scanning is very fast. Of course, speed of scanning also depends on SAVI settings and size of the file.
Sophie was initially created for use with Virge, a mail virus/attachment scanning tool. Because of that, not all SAVI features are implemented in Sophie. My intention was not to create a tool that does the same job as sweep (Sophos tools), but to make fast and efficient tool that can detect virus - but not remove it or make XLS report on it (heh - this was a stupid joke, I presume ;).
At this point, some of the features (that have been requested) are implemented. Some are not, and might never be. So, please, when asking me to add things in Sophie, keep in mind that Sophie was created for Virge, not to be used as a virus scanning tool for a workstation.
This is how Sophie works:
Initializes SAVI inteface, and loads virus patterns
Creates a local UNIX socket (/var/run/sophie, by default)
Waits for someone to connect to the socket, and send path(s) on the local filesystem which need to be scanned
Sophie then forks a process, scans the path(s), and if virus is found, it stops scanning and returns result (1:virusname)
If no viruses were found, it just returns 0
Sophie then goes back to sleep...
Since virus patterns are always in memory, scanning is fast (fast in startup, not fast in execution :) and takes much less resources. For one run, it probably doesnt make a difference if you will use Sophie of Sweep. However, if you have a program (local mail delivery agent, for example) that needs to scan every few seconds/minutes - things are way different.
The difference I am talking about is not in scanning itself - when scanning is in progress, Sophie is little involved in it. Scanning speed depends on the SAVI setup, and on the size of the file being scanned (and if it is an archive, there might be hundreds, even thousands of files inside). However, the initialization of the engine is what count in this case.
Enhancements:
- etc/sophie.savi is now set with SAVI default. Names/values are set as to default SAVI settings from SetConfigDefaults(pSAVI) call.
- 28 new SAVI options added to etc/sophie.savi file. Options were taken with SAVI 3.77.
- Check for nanosleep before including rt library
- "Grp" options fix in sophie_init.c. Thanks to Markus Stumpf for spotting it.

Acme::OneHundredNotOut is a raise of the bat, a tip of the hat.

I have just released my 100th module to CPAN, the first time that anyone has reached that target. As some of you may know, I am getting ready to go back to college and reinvent myself from being a programmer into being a missionary. I dont forsee that many more Perl modules coming out of this.

Of course, this doesnt mean that Im going to abjure usage of Perl forever; any time theres a computer and something I need automated, out will come the Swiss Army Chainsaw and the job will get done. In fact, we recently needed to manipulate some text from a mission handbook to translate it into Japanese, and Perl was there handling and collating all that.

But 100 modules is a convenient place to stop and take stock, and I hope that those of you who have benefitted from my modules, programs or writing about Perl will forgive me a certain spot of self-indulgence as I look back over my CPAN career, especially since I feel that the diversity of modules that Ive produced is a good indication of the diversity of what can be done with Perl.

Lets begin, then, with some humble beginnings, and then catch up on recent history.
The Embarrassing Past

Contrary to popular belief, I was not always a CPAN author. I started writing modules in 1998, immediately after reading the first edition of the Perl Cookbook - yes, you can blame Nat and Tom for all this. The first module that I released was Tie::DiscoveryHash, since Id just learnt about tied hashes. As with many of my modules, it was an integral part of another software project which I actually never finished, and now cant find.

The first module that I ever wrote (but, by a curious quirk of fate, precisely the fiftieth module I released) was called String::Tokeniser, which is still a reasonably handy way of getting an iterator over tokenising a string. (Someone recently released String::Tokenizer, which makes me laugh.) This too was for an abortive project, webperl, an application of Don Knuths WEB system of structured documentation to Perl. However, given the code quality of these two modules, its perhaps just as well that the projects never saw the light of day.

There are a few other modules Id rather like to forget, too. Devel::Pointer was a sick joke that went badly wrong - it allowed people to use pointers in Perl. Some people failed to notice that referring to memory locations directly in an extremely high-level language was a dangerous and silly thing to do, and actually used the damned thing, and I started getting requests for support for it. Then at some point in 2001, when I should really have known better, I developed an interest in Microsofts .NET and the C# language, which I still think is pretty neat; but I decided it might be a good idea to translate the Mono projects tokenizer and parser into Perl, ending up with C::Sharp. I never got around to doing the parser part, or indeed anything else with it, and so it died a lonely death in a dark corner of CPAN. GTK::HandyClist was my foray into programming graphical applications, which started and ended there.

Bundle::SDK::SIMON was actually the slides from a talk on my top ten favourite CPAN modules - except that this changes so quickly over time, it doesnt really make much sense any more.

Finally, Array::FileReader was an attempt to optimize a file access process. Unfortunately, my "optimization" ended up introducing more overheads than the naive solution. It all goes to show. Since then, Mark-Jason Dominus, another huge influence in the development of my CPAN career, has written Tie::File, which not only has a better name but is actually efficient too.

The Internals Phase

1999-2000 were disastrous years for me personally but magnificent years Perl-sonally. Stuck in a boring job and a tiny flat in the middle of Tokyo, I had plenty of time to get stuck into more Perl development. I felt that getting involved with perl5-porters would be a good way of gettting to know more about Perl, and so I needed a hobby horse - an issue of Perls development that I cared about. Since I was in Japan and working a lot with non-Latin text, Unicode support seemed a good thing to work on, and so Unicode::Decompose appeared, while I fixed up a substantial part of the post-5.6 core Unicode support.

Id recommend this way to anyone who wants to get more involved in the Perl community, although I was very lucky in terms of who else happened to be around at the time: Gurusamy Sarathy was extremely gracious in helping me turn my fledgling C code into something fit for the Perl core, and he also helped me understand the perl5-porters etiquette (yes, there was some at the time) and what makes a good patch, while Jarkko Hietaniemi was always good for suggestions of interesting things for keen people to work on. Seriously, get involved. If I can do it, anyone can.
Anyway, this fixation with understanding the Perl 5 internals, and especially the Perl 5 compiler, (due to yet another of my Perl influences, the great Malcolm Beattie) led to quite a torrent of modules, from ByteCache, an implementation of just-in-time compilation for Perl modules, through B::Flags and B::Tree to help visualising the Perl op tree, to uninit, B::Generate, optimizer and B::Utils for modifying it.

Perl About The House

Now we abandon chronological order somewhat and take a look at the various areas in which Ive used Perl. One of these areas has been the automation of everyday life: checking my bank balance with Finance::Bank::LloydsTSB (the first Perl module to interface to personal internet banking, no less) and my phone bill with a release of Tony Bowdens Data::BT::PhoneBill.

Finance::Bank::LloydsTSB was meant to go with Finance::QIF, my Quicken file parser, to produce another now-abandoned idea, a Perl finances manager. It seemed that Im only capable of producing modules, not full standalone applications - or at least, it seemed that way until I produced Bryar, my blogging software, based on the concepts from Rael Dornfests blosxom and beginning my adventures with Andy Wardleys Template Toolkit. Bryar also tuned me in to the Model-View-Controller framework idea, of which more later.

Another project I briefly played with was a personal robot, using the Sphinx/Festival speech handling and recognition modules from Cepstral and Kevin Lenzo. I didnt have X10, so I couldnt shout "lights" into the air in a wonderfully scifi way, but I could shout "mail" and have a summary of my inbox read to me, "news" to get the latest BBC news headlines, and "time" to hear the time. Of course, getting computers to tell the time nicely takes a little bit of work. I dont like "Its eleven oh-three pee em", since thats not what someone would say if you asked them the time. I wanted my robot to say "Its just after eleven", and thats what Time::Human does. Shame about the localisation.