Free funny jokes software for linux

Those Funny Funguloids project is actually a nice little piece of entertainment. You collect mushrooms, bring them back to your home base and profit! Thats the basic idea in a nutshell.

It has smooth, appealing 3d graphics and nice atmospheric sound effects. Go ahead and try it out - it has sounds too!

Those Funny Funguloids! is free, open source software. Were using Ogre graphics engine for visuals, Lua for scripting and FMOD Ex for audio output.

FMS stands for Fully Modular Synthesizer and is a tool to create all kinds of sounds from scratch.
You can play and sound (sine, triangular, etc.) with any property settings (frequency or volume) and modulations thereof.
It also features tools to save sounds, play .MUS music, graphically display sounds, and make real noise.
Main features:
Playing sounds
- with any frequency and volume
- one after another or at the same time (mixer) or both
- stereo (different sounds on different channels)
- like speech synthesis
- both on-the-fly playing with direct user access and asynchronous, pre-computed output
- with all modulation options described below
Making noise
- now although it tends to get noisy in any way, we mean real noise here
- in 4 different ways
- nearly-white noise
- narrow band noise
Modulating
- amplitude (volume)
- frequency
- minima, maxima, amplitude and frequency of the modulation (here the "Fully Modular" comes to existence)
- narrowness of the noise frequency band - experimental
Making music
- some-kind-of-midi-mapping mode (sound + envelope => instrument, FMS midi file format)
- auto-converter and player for MUS file format (Musplay)
- auto-composer for those who like a rather modern kind of music - experimental
- chords - experimental
Displaying
- spectrum of a sound
- oscillogram of a sound
Saving
- sounds as oscillograms in FMS file format (mathematical description, not complete wavetables)
- sounds as Fourier overtone amplitudes
- music in FMS midi format
- FMS output in wave format
- wave file sounds in FMS file format (auto-converter) - experimental
GUI
- a somewhat ugly and extremely limited tcl/tk gui
- FROCOR, an installation that connects the FMS sound backend to graphical interfaces and outputs
- a fully modular Qt GUI - experimental
Enhancements:
- synchronous mode (no more waiting!)
- bugfixes (no more screaming!)
- unscrewed display tools (no more segfaulting!)
- improved exacticity (no more discalculating!)
- UDS controlled sound backend (no more stupid jokes!)

SnakeMe project is a very customizable snake game.
SnakeMe is a beautiful and funny snake game. You can play alone, with up to three friends (two players on the keyboard, and two joypads), or against computer "intelligence" (eight players maximum).
You have also the choice between many snakes and levels, and you can even download more, or design your own ones.
Main features:
- A lot of fun!
- More than 10 different snakes. (1)
- More than 10 amazing levels. (1)
- More than 5 level themes. (1)
- Up to 4 human players: two on the keyboard, and two on the joypads, if there are any.
- Up to 8 players in a game, so there can for instance be two human players and six computer players.

Fat Fish is an attractive and funny arcade game.

Are you prepared to meet the most hungry fish of the ocean?... Fat Fish is a game where you take the control of a fish who has a insatiable stomach and must to eat his victims who falls infinitely into the ocean.

The game has 4 different objectives, or rather, 4 short-games where you will entertain trying to complete them. During the game and according to how much you eat, you will start to find out that the fish will lose his agility little by little... here is the part where the toilet that is in the right-bottom of the ocean takes part of the game letting you to "shit" to recover your agility and to continue with your food.

Fat Fish has a simple and funny graphic design, it also has funny music and powerful sound effects that give the game a extra points of fun and adiction.
You will be able to setup your controls, the video mode, sound, music, graphic effects and all the necesary to setup de game according to the needs of your computer or according to your preferences.

In Angry, Drunken Dwarves, you are an angry, drunken dwarf. Why are you so angry? Who knows. But youve decided to take your aggression out on other dwarves, by dropping gems on their heads.

Lots of gems. Angry, Drunken Dwarves is a member of the classic "falling blocks" puzzle game family, similar to the Capcom game Puzzle Fighter.

The goal of the game is to build large gems by matching up colors, then break them, raining more gems down onto your opponent. The first person whose field fills up, loses.

Angry, Drunken Dwarves runs on all major operating systems. It has seven playable characters, six levels of AI, secret game modes and characters, and an original soundtrack.

Blobby Volley 2 is one of the most popular freeware games. This is caused first by the simple play principle and second by the funny design of the player. The short duration of a game is a reason for playing this game in meantime.

Since the first release in November 2000 the developers worked hard: New features, supporting different languages and much more was implemented until version 1.8 by the developers Daniel Skoraszewsky and Silvio Mummert. This should be the last version at the moment ...

But now many developers from germany come together with the help of the Blobby League to realize one thing: BLOBBY VOLLEY 2, the official contuniation of the lovely game. But this aint be enough: besides improvements of the gameplay and a complete translation of the source code into C++ and SDL/OpenGL many wishes of the blobby players will be flow in the development. The result is a game having the charm of Blobby Volley 1.8 combined with many innovations and corrections.

Kernelcookies project consists of fortune cookies from the Linux Kernel.
Kernelcookies is a datafile for fortune that contains some of the funnier or more obscure kernel messages.
One of the most famous messages ("lp1 on fire") was part of the linuxcookies data file (and got me started on this compilation).
NOTE: Some of the cookies may contain offensive language. As I dont really want to decide on what someone might find offensive or not and create two seperate files, I only put this warning here. If you dont want offensive fortunes, youll have to weed this file out yourself.
Enhancements:
- 25 new cookies from Linux 2.6.19 were added.