Free constipation software for linux

Bomberman for Java is an original 2D "5 player on one computer" (2 keyboard, 1 mouse, and 2 joystick players) Bomberman game.
Features include a level editor, dynamic key configuration, bomb kicker, bomb stopper, remote bombs, bomb stripper, revenge bombs, portals, rolling floor, flame mirrors, farting items, 10 diseases, adjustable items and disease probabilities, player names, an advanced scoring scheme, adjustable lifetime durations, etc.
Main features:
- fast: your player runs incredible fast
- slow: your player walks very slow
- reverse controls: you go right when you press left, ...
- invisibility: you are invisible, though not invinsible
- auto bomb putting: you put your bombs automatically
- immediate bomb explosion: your bombs explode within a second
- fart: like the item
- autoblock putting: you leave a trail of rocks behind yourself
- invisible bombs: your bombs are invisible, can be very handy
- bomb constipation: you cant lay bombs
- level editor, random level chooser, specific level chooser
- small and medium levels
- adjustable
- screen size, sound on or off, player names
- bonus lifetime, bomb explode time, amount of bonusses, remote lifetime
- fire lifetime, nr of blocks, block reappearance speed
- adjustable bonus and disease probabilities
- full dynamic control setup
- joystick support for two players
- mouse support for one player
- two players on one keyboard: four is possible, but your keyboard will not be able to handle all the pressed buttons.
- keeping track of the wins of every player, resetable via the options menu
- when a player dies, some items are created around his position.
- different background colors
- removed background music and sound effects, added other sound effects
- bomb stop item
- portals
- bomb stripper
- mirrors: reflects fire